"what a terrible, tragic first sale!"

bubblegirl worked her first saturday. on the one hand, she learned how to wield adobe creative suite and made her very first sale. but, sadly, the very dress she sold had been previously promised to a friend of ray. the friend had previously mentioned that the selling of "the dress" would be equal to being absent at the birth of her child. of course, it wasn't bubbles' fault and she knew that, but she still proclaimed, "what a terrible, tragic first sale!"

the dress in question: